I know I sent this link to pretty much everyone that would bother to read this webpage, but I thought I'd post it anyway just for my own future reference...and because it makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. I couldn't even read the whole thing the first time I tried.
The Badonkadonk - Your very own personal battle tank. Read the reviews...
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_gf_2/103-9934747-8556602?ie=UTF8&qid=1178207885&sr=1-10